Caveat Application to the God...

IN THE HON’BLE COURT OF THE SENIOR MOST AUTHORITY, GOD, HEAVEN, AT HEAVEN.
                       
Caveat Application number.:Probably “First.”/Good for all times.

Ms. Ketaki Joshi,
Age: 23 years,
Occupation: Minding her own business,
Resident of Pune, India, Plant Earth.

                                                   … Caveator.

Versus.
1)   Ms. Jealousy,
Age: Eternal,
Occupation: Spreading insecurity.
Residing at: omnipresent

2)   Mr. Ego,
Age: Eternal,
Occupation: Making humans arrogant
Residing at.: omnipresent.

3)   Mr. Anger,
Age: Eternal,
Occupation: Hampering happiness,
Residing at: omnipresent.

4)   Mr. Greed,
Age: Eternal,
Occupation,: Tempting people to cross their limits,
Residing at: omnipresent

                                            … Caveatees.

The Caveator abovenamed submits this Caveat Application, praying to state as follows:

1. That the Caveator had successfully obtained a legal degree in the recent past and as her formal education had come to an end, she was on the verge of entering an entirely new world where surviving was a task.

2. That the Caveator was willing and determined to work hard and hence had started making plans accordingly.

3. That not only had the caveator made plans but had also implemented the same in life with immediate effect but unfortunately the caveatees made several attempts to encroach upon the plans of the caveator bringing instability at a lot of occasions resulting in waste of precious time, energy and enthusiasm with which she had started off.

4. That the Caveator had time and again raised objections to the said illegal encroachment on the part of the caveatees, but the caveatees had paid no heed to the same.

5. That the caveator apprehends that the caveatees may file a suit for injunction or such other remedy in your Hon’ble Court which might be in the nature of stay on the work and efforts of the caveator, and hence this application.

6. That this caveat application is chargeable with a fixed amount of obligations and other essential prayers, which the caveator shall act in accordance with.

7. That the caveator believes that, “ whatever God does is for good” and Ur God, you being the sole caretaker of the world, this Hon’ble Court has the jurisdiction to try and decide the matter.

8. The caveator therefore prays that,

• In case the caveatees file a suit against the caveator seeking any remedy, necessary notice (warning) in respect of the approaching problems may kindly be served on the caveator well within time.

• An opportunity of being heard be granted to the caveator in every possible event so that the caveator can clarify as to why the caveatees are not entitled to encroach upon the determination and efforts.

• Surviving the task is a dream of the caveator so that she shall strive for, but any other orders in the interest of justice may kindly be passed. ;)

9. That a copy of this caveat has already been sent to the caveatees through the mind and brain media well within time.

Place: Earth.

Date: Good for all times.

Sd/- xxx.
Caveator.

Sd/- xxx.
Legal Saint for the caveator